What really happened behind the curtains?
The world saw a deal
But missed the dealer.
Enter Narendra Modi
And his legendary Gujju mind.
12 Sep 2026.
New Delhi, BRICS Summit.
Putin.
Xi Jinping.
Pezeskian.
Modi.
One table.
Four leaders.
One American headache.
Trump's 100% tariff threat.
"He will pass Lindsey O. Graham
Sanctioning Russia and Iran Act of
2026".
Everyone looked worried.
Modi smiled.
"Relax, gentlemen. I have a plan".
A plan he had discussed with
Jaishankar a day before.
Modi turned to Pezeskian
"Brother, tighten the Strait of
Hormuz".
Two more turns. That's enough.
Pezeskian : "But India's oil?"
Modi : "I'll manage".
Xi : I can also manage".
Putin : "And what about me?"
Modi : "Announce an oil production
cut.
Blame sanctions.
Blame Ukrainian attacks.
Blame damaged refineries".
Putin : "And then".
Modi : "Oil prices will shoot up".
Xi leaned forward.
Pezeskian stopped blinking.
Modi continued.
"America will feel the heat.
Fuel prices will rise.
Trump's midterms are
approaching".
Putin : "So?"
Modi : "His voters will roast him.
He'll come running to you".
Silence.
Then Putin smiled.
The trap was set.
Oil supply tightened.
Markets grew nervous.
Washington felt the heat.
And within 48 hours....
Ring! Ring!
Trump calling Putin.
Trump : "Vladimir, let's make a
deal".
Putin : "But your 100% tariff?"
Trump : "Waived! Don't worry".
"Fantastic deal! I'm a dealmaker!"
Of course, Donald.
Even the fire brigade makes deal
after someone sets the kitchen
ablaze.
Meanwhile, poor Zelensky.
Russian attacks intensified.
Then Starlink reportedly slowed.
Zelensky called Elon Musk.
"Elon! what's happening? Your
Starlink is just buffering".
Musk : "Not me. Starshield".
Zelensky : "What the hell is that?"
Musk : "Ask Trump".
Now count the winners.
Trump got his deal.
Putin got his leverage.
Iran got its moment.
China got breathing space.
India got tariff relief.
Japan and other oil buyers?
They celebrated too.
And Zelensky?
Still waiting for internet.
This is the Gujju mind.
Not taught at Harvard.
Not found in geopolitics textbooks.
Modi speaks of Gandhi and
Budha.
But behind the scenes, he plays
Chanakya.
A little mischief.
A little psychology.
And the chessboard changes.
Look at the world today.
Hormuz.
Bab el-Mandeb.
Houthis.
Hezbollah.
Iran.
Israel.
America.
Wars.
Sanctions.
Chaos.
Yet India keeps moving.
Petrol pumps functioning.
Households carrying on.
Growth around 7.8% to 8%.
That's the new Bharat many fail to
understand.
You may have 100 problems with
Modi.
I even have many in my list too.
But give credit where it is due.
The man knows how to play chess
while others are fighting over dice.
And psychological warfare?
Sometimes the biggest victory
comes without firing a bullet.