"Lexophile" is a term used to describe those who are clever with words, such as "you can tune a piano" but you can't tuna fish" or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless".
(a) A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
(b) The batteries were given out free of charge.
(c) A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
(d) A will is a dead give away.
(e) A boiled egg is hard to beat.
(f) Police were called to daycare centre, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
(g) Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
(h) A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
(j) The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully re-covered.
(k) He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
(l) When she saw her first strands of grey hair thought she'd dye.
(m)Acupuncture is a job well done. That's the point of it.
* * *
The great "Pun"dits say........
* The person who invented the door knock.........won the No-bell prize.
* I couldn't work out how to fasten my seat belt........then it clicked.
* Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and
deodorant..........dirty fellows.
* I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory.....all I did was to take a day off.
* To the guy who invented Zero.......thanks for nothing!
* Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.......then it just
becomes a soap opera.
* Want to hear a construction joke?.......I'm working on it.
* A prisoner's favourite punctuation mark is the period......it marks the end of his sentence.
* I have a few theories about unemployed people.....but never mind; none of them work.
* Two antennas met on a roof and got married.......the wedding was okay but the reception was
incredible.
* Sleeping comes so naturally to me.........I could do it with my eyes closed.
* A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to the hospital. When his grandmother
telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said......."No change yet".
* There was once a cross-eyed teacher.........she just couldn't control her pupils.
* I am selling my guitar..........no strings attached!
* I usually take steps........to avoid elevators.
Tailpiece.
Rains seem to have receded. It was sunny though the sun didn't shine very enthusiastically! Had made a trip to the town to buy us some fruits. Sijo was my sa'arthi.
(a) A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
(b) The batteries were given out free of charge.
(c) A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
(d) A will is a dead give away.
(e) A boiled egg is hard to beat.
(f) Police were called to daycare centre, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
(g) Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
(h) A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
(j) The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully re-covered.
(k) He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
(l) When she saw her first strands of grey hair thought she'd dye.
(m)Acupuncture is a job well done. That's the point of it.
* * *
The great "Pun"dits say........
* The person who invented the door knock.........won the No-bell prize.
* I couldn't work out how to fasten my seat belt........then it clicked.
* Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and
deodorant..........dirty fellows.
* I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory.....all I did was to take a day off.
* To the guy who invented Zero.......thanks for nothing!
* Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.......then it just
becomes a soap opera.
* Want to hear a construction joke?.......I'm working on it.
* A prisoner's favourite punctuation mark is the period......it marks the end of his sentence.
* I have a few theories about unemployed people.....but never mind; none of them work.
* Two antennas met on a roof and got married.......the wedding was okay but the reception was
incredible.
* Sleeping comes so naturally to me.........I could do it with my eyes closed.
* A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to the hospital. When his grandmother
telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said......."No change yet".
* There was once a cross-eyed teacher.........she just couldn't control her pupils.
* I am selling my guitar..........no strings attached!
* I usually take steps........to avoid elevators.
Tailpiece.
Rains seem to have receded. It was sunny though the sun didn't shine very enthusiastically! Had made a trip to the town to buy us some fruits. Sijo was my sa'arthi.
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