Tidbits.

                        Brevity is the Soul of Wit.

Brilliant Puns

1. A man who wants a pretty nurse........must be patient.....
2. A man who leaps off a cliff.....jumps to a conclusion....
3. A man running in front of a car gets tyred;
    And a man running behind a car......
    gets exhausted......
4. War does not determine who is right......
    it determines who is left.......
5. A man who drives like hell......
    is bound to get there.....
6. A lion will not cheat his wife......
    but a tiger wood......
7. Toilets are a great place to think......
    no wonder they are called
    "Sochalayas"......


                       Sometimes I feel.......

Sometimes I feel
I want to go back in time.....
Not to change things,
but to feel a couple of things twice.....

Sometimes I wish
I was a baby for a while......
Not to be walked in the pram
but to see my mother's smile.

Sometimes I wish
I could go back to school
Not to become a child
but to spend more time with those
friends I never met after school....

Sometimes I wish
I could be back in college
Not to be a rebel
but to really understand what I
studied.

Sometimes I wish
I was a fresher at my work.......
Not to do less work
but to recall the joy of the first pay
cheque.

Sometimes I wish
I could marry again all over
Not to change the partner
but to 'feel' the ceremony better.

Sometimes I wish
my kids were younger.....
Not because they grew fast
but to play with them a bit more.

Sometimes I feel
I still had some more time to live....
Not to have a longer life
but to know what I could give to
others.

Since the times that are gone can 
never come back, let's enjoy the 
moments as we live them from now
on, to the fullest....

Let's celebrate our everyday life....... 


Tailpiece.

Another one of those usual days. Went to Vishnu, at the bank, to get a work done. Mithun and Ammu left for Guruvayur, from Bangalore, by a Volvo that was about 45' late!