Tuesday, November 10, 2020

What I've learnt from my life in uniform.

 * I can spend a night on platform or in Le Meridian.

* I can travel by a lorry or by a flight.

* I can drink XXX Rum or JW Green Label. 

* I can eat at a roadside dabha or at Mughal Sheraton.

* I can freely move with a rickshaw wala or with Ratan Tata.

* I can mix Hindi English or English Punjabi.

* I can speak 'jane do yaar' or rules and regulations.

* I can survive in Thiruvananthapuram or in Leh.

* I can do any hard work or can scrounge. 

* I can pedal a Hero cycle or drive a Merc.

* I can play kitty or casino in Goa.

* I can do kheti bhadi or manage as CEO.

* I can wear Karol Bagh T shirt or Gucci T shirt.

* I can stand in a queue for my liquor in INCS or can pick up Jack Daniel's from customs notified shop.

* I can avail ECHS facility or go to Apollo.

* I can share dirty jokes with my colleagues and still carry highest respect for a lady.

* I spare no words to curse the politicians and willingly take a bullet for the honour of the nation.


Tailpiece.

Got up at 6, the chores and was ready by a half past 9. Was monitoring the counting of votes post-election for the Bihar Assembly.

Appu comes for his monthly work on our courtyard and the backyard. Does a neat job as usual.

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