Saturday, September 14, 2019

Sabotage?

Shockingly, from the commonality of failure pattern while descending on to moon surface suffered by both BERESHEET lander of Israel on 11 Apr '19 and VIKRAM lander of ISRO on 07 Sep '19, both the space agencies are now convinced that there is a possibility that something common has occurred in both(Chandrayan-2 and Beresheet) going awry.

At least two ISRO scientists familiar with the space agency's plans have told that after ISRO's failure analysis committee concludes its inquiry into how and why lander Vikram lost the communication link with the master control room, ISRO and SpaceIL of Israel plan to put their heads together and exchange notes to pinpoint common factors in the powered descent of both the landers which caused them to lose communication links in the last few moments of the landing process.

The key suspect in Vikram lander of Chandrayan-2 is a "Laser Retro-Reflector Arrays Package" of NASA carried as a psassive experimental module, for US scientists to 'take accurate measurements of the distance between the Earth and the Moon'. The instrument, which has been attached to the lander, is also able to precisely mention the location of the lander near/on the Moon's surface. Coincidentally, Beresheet lander of Israel also carried the same laser retroreflector arrays package from NASA.

During the Lunar and Planetary Science Conference held at Texas, US, in Mar '18, NASA had confirmed that Chandrayan-2 lander Vikram and Israeli lander Beresheet, would carry these NASA owned laser retroreflector  arrays.

This lead to the suspicion as while there are many such laser reflectors left on the Moon surface by previous unmanned and manned Moon landings for the purpose of measurement of the distance between the Earth and the Moon and that now no more measurements are left to be done, as enough measurements have already been done, then why is this initiative from NASA on the two novice moon landing attempts being made?

The possible answer is not to let them succeed(!) for many reasons known and unknown, by knocking them out at the fag end of descent by "Laser Target Illumination" from Earth on to the "Laser Retro-Reflector Arrays" and pumping high power laser from its space roving secret laser weapon platform. By this way there will be no suspicion as the laser illumination and laser pumping cannot be detected by any means until human(s) physically go on to the Moon surface to the ill fated landers to investigate the cause of failure, which never will happen!

What is this secret space based laser weapon being accused about here? It is the US Air Force's X-37B military space plane that has been circling Earth, the robotic X-37B launched on its fifth and latest mission, is also known as Orbital Test Vehicle 5 (OTV-5). This is a reusable spacecraft, which looks like a miniature version of NASA's space shuttle, has been zipping around our planet and exactly what the X-37B is doing up there remains a topic of much speculation. Although the Air Force has disclosed some of the payloads that have flown to orbit on the X-37B, most of the space plane's on board gear is classified, as are the details of its orbital activities. This secrecy has led to some speculation that the vehicle is some sort of space based laser weapon, perhaps one designed to take out enemy satellites. However, the Air Force has always denied this notion, insisting that the X-37B is just testing out technologies for future spacecraft and carrying various experiments up to space and back.

If the facts are put together, dotting the 'i'(s) and crossing the 't'(s), both the ill-fated landers which have been forcibly fitted with these retrolaser reflectors arrays package by NASA on the pretext of of Earth-Moon distance measurement, both landers having faced similar failure during final descent phase, known history of US going to any extent to maintain its technology dominance and be the first to test its latest weapon systems, likely vested interest in the rare resources of the Moon and many other reasons; only time will reveal.......it is possible that both the landers are victims of US clandestine attack with its prototype space based latest laser weapon system!

Note. Adapted from What'sApp.

My take.

Fact or fiction?


Tailpiece.

The rain seems to be over, at least for now. The sun was bright making it warm and humid. Rema and Padmakumar had fetched up by a half past 10. They are one of the sponsors of the 'Krisnanattam' this evening and the subject is 'Swayamvaram'!  

Friday, September 13, 2019

Literary sense of humour.

"Lexophile" is a term used to describe those who are clever with words, such as "you can tune a piano" but you can't tuna fish" or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless".

 (a) A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
 (b) The batteries were given out free of charge.
 (c) A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
 (d) A will is a dead give away.
 (e) A boiled egg is hard to beat.
 (f) Police were called to daycare centre, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
 (g) Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
 (h) A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
 (j)  The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully re-covered.
 (k) He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
 (l)  When she saw her first strands of grey hair thought she'd dye.
 (m)Acupuncture is a job well done. That's the point of it.

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The great "Pun"dits say........

 * The person who invented the door knock.........won the No-bell prize.
 * I couldn't work out how to fasten my seat belt........then it clicked.
 * Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and
    deodorant..........dirty fellows.
 * I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory.....all I did was to take a day off.
 * To the guy who invented Zero.......thanks for nothing!
 * Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.......then it just
    becomes a soap opera.
 * Want to hear a construction joke?.......I'm working on it.
 * A prisoner's favourite punctuation mark is the period......it marks the end of his sentence.
 * I have a few theories about unemployed people.....but never mind; none of them work.
 * Two antennas met on a roof and got married.......the wedding was okay but the reception was
    incredible.
 * Sleeping comes so naturally to me.........I could do it with my eyes closed.
 * A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to the hospital. When his grandmother
    telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said......."No change yet".
 * There was once a cross-eyed teacher.........she just couldn't control her pupils.
 * I am selling my guitar..........no strings attached!
 * I usually take steps........to avoid elevators.


Tailpiece.

Rains seem to have receded. It was sunny though the sun didn't shine very enthusiastically! Had made a trip to the town to buy us some fruits. Sijo was my sa'arthi.


Thursday, September 12, 2019

Lighter moments.......

When you have nothing better to do, just try answers for these!

  (a) If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
  (b) Which letter is silent in the word "scent", the S or the C?
  (c) Do twins ever realise that one of them is unplanned?
  (d) Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?
  (e) Maybe Oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
  (f) Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
  (g) The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims".
  (h) 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars
        and only the rich own horses.
  (j) If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, where and when", you get the answer to each of them.

Four great confusions still unresolved...

  (a) At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?
  (b) If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?
  (c) Why is there a "D" in fridge, but not in the refrigerator?
  (d) Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?

Vagaries of English language!

  (a) Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?
  (b) Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?
  (c) How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?
  (d) If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches?
  (e) If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?
  (f) How do you get off a non-stop Flight?
  (g) Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck called SHIPMENT?
  (h) Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the cupboard?

A Few Proverbs Revisited.

  (a) Swedish. The pillow is the best advisor.
        Meaning. Sleep over a problem and see how you feel in the morning.

  (b) Kenyan. When elephants fight, it is the grass that gets hurt.
        Meaning. Fights of the powerful hurt only the little guys.

  (c) Ancient Roman. Hunger is the best sauce.
       Meaning. Everything tastes better when you are hungry.

  (d) Japanese. A frog in a well does not know the great sea.
        Meaning. There is more going on than you know, try and see the big picture.

  (e) Turkish. If the world is flooded, it would not matter to the duck.
       Meaning. Things that are bad for you, aren't always bad for everyone.

  (f) Filipino. Leave it to the batman.
       Meaning. Some problems require superheroes to solve.

  (g) Russian. To live with the wolves, you have to howl like a wolf.
        Meaning. In dangerous situations, try and blend in.

  (h) French. A hungry stomach has no ears.
        Meaning. You can't concentrate without food in your tummy.

  (j)  Kenyan. Slippery ground does not recognise a king.
        Meaning. Even the most powerful people are just human deep down.

  (k) Gaelic. A cat in mittens won't catch mice.
        Meaning. Being careful and polite doesn't always get things done.


Tailpiece.

It had rained all through the night and the morning had also begun wet. The sun, however, came out by 11 AM. Avittam(The third Onam) was a quiet day!
  


































Wednesday, September 11, 2019

The US-Taliban deal is dead - for the moment.

The 'deal' negotiated with the Taliban, by Khalilzad (The Afghan-American diplomat), is humiliating for the US and deals a serious blow to American credibility. He misinterpreted President Trump's eagerness to leave Afghanistan before the 2020 US elections as a licence to agree to anything that the terrorist organisation, guided by the ISI, wanted.

Agreeing for Taliban to sign as representatives of the 'Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan' meant that the US has recognised Taliban as the de facto rulers of Afghanistan and its elected government as illegitimate. There was nothing in the deal that would enable the US to ensure compliance with the deal by the Taliban. Its NATO allies who have contributed so much over the last 18 yrs were rendered voiceless.

The American strategic community considers the deal nothing less than a surrender. That is the reason why the US Secretary of State refused to sign the deal negotiated by Khalilzad.

Quite a while back, President Obama had left Iraq prematurely and the US had to deal with the IS(IS).

Instead of controlling the IS and the Al Qaeda in Afghanistan, the Taliban would have incorporated them into their killer machine that would terrorise Shia Hazaras, Afghan women and spread terrorism in neighbouring countries. Since literally no country would provide financial aid to a terrorist entity, it would depend on growing more and more opium, creating a huge narco-terror problem for the world.

It's high time Russia, Iran, China etc realise that rather than undermining the Afghan government by dealing with the Taliban, they should join in an effort to strengthen it and support a deal that does not reward the killers as victors. The Pakistanis must be disgusted but for India, it's welcome as we will continue to have a regime, friendly to us and the continued American presence there will keep the terrorists on a tight leash! 

President Trump understands the perils of a humiliating deal that will endanger his re-election in 2020.

Note. An analysis by a dear friend of mine to which I subscribe!

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Buying a car vs. Hiring a cab

Any car in India costs at least Rs.6,00,000/-
Scrap value after 6 yrs  -  Rs.1,00,000/-
Net amount that goes in effective life of 6 yrs - Rs.5,00,000/-

Number of days in six yrs is 2,200 days.
So, Rs.5,00,000/- divided by 2,200 = Rs.230/- per day.

Yearly insurance Rs.15,000/- = Rs.41/- per day.
Daily fuel minimum = Rs.100/- per day.

After every 3 years tyre and battery change Rs.25,000/- ie. = Rs.23/- per day.

Yearly maintenance of car Rs.9,000/- ie. = Rs.25/- per day.

Plus interest loss on car buying amount @ 8% on Rs.6,00,000/- = Rs.131/- per day.

So, after buying a new car daily expenditure = Rs.850/- per day.

Until you pay Rs.850/- daily to hire a cab, you are effectively gain by travelling in a rented car.

OLA/UBER now available.

Above all:-
   
   * Driving cars on the Indian roads is full of risk coupled with mental tension/BP....
   * New hefty traffic challans not included.

Is this the real reason behind the recession in the Automobile Industry?


Tailpiece.

It was a partially wet Thiruvonam. Lekha had made an excellent 'sadya' for the two of us. Right in the morning, she'd made a beautiful 'rangoli' at the entrance with an assorted set of coloured leaves. Calls and messages continued to flood our telephones. Saw a very nice Malayalam movie, 'Uyare' in the evening!

Tuesday, September 10, 2019

The imbroglio at Maradu, Kochi.

Introduction

 1. On 06 Sep, the Supreme Court warned the Kerala Government for non-compliance of its order
     to demolish around 500 flats in four posh apartment complexes viz. Alfa Serene, Golden
     Kayaloram, H2O Holy Faith and Jain Coral Cove in Maradu area of Kochi which were built in
     violation of the coastal regulation zone(CRZ) rules. It directed the state to demolish the        
     buildings by 20 Sep '19 and asked the Chief Secretary to personally appear before it on 23 Sep
     if its order is not complied with. 

 2. Without mincing words a bench of Justices Arun Mishra and MR Shah said the state was
     bound to implement its order and any violation would not be tolerated.

Background

 3. In Aug '06, Maradu municipality in Kochi had issued permission to builders to construct multi-
     storeyed buildings in an area notified as CRZ-III. The vigilance department found several
     irregularities in the grant of permission for construction in CRZ-III, which is termed as the most
     critical sector for coastal environment protection. The municipality issued show cause notices to
     the builders, one of whom challenged it in the Kerala High Court.

The Legal Battles Commence

 4. In 2012, a single-judge bench quashed the municipality's notices to the builders on the ground that
     the state government had no powers to issue directions to local bodies to act in a certain manner. A
     division bench of the High Court upheld this decision in 2015. The matter was pending in the
     Supreme Court since Dec '18 on an appeal filed by the Kerala State Coastal Zone Management
     Authority(KSCZMA).

 5. On 27 Nov '18, the top court directed the setting up of an expert committee to report whether the
     area where the apartments had been constructed fell within CRZ-II or CRZ-III. The committee
     report said that as per the 1991 CRZ notification and Kerala Coastal Zone Management Plan '96,
     the area in question came under CRZ-III. The apex court, thereafter, ordered demolition of those
     buildings.

 6. Taking note of the devastation in Kerala due to heavy rains and unbridled, unauthorised
     construction activities in coastal areas, the apex court on 08 May '19 had directed demolition of
     the buildings within a month. But the aggrieved parties had got a stay order from another bench
     during summer vacation.

The Court Views It Seriously

 7. The apex court had come down on them for getting the stay by playing a "fraud on the court". It
     vacated the stay and also dismissed the petition seeking review of its order!

Definitions

 8. (a) CRZ-I      Pertains to places that are ecologically sensitive areas between 0-100 metres.
     (b) CRZ-II    Covers areas that have already been developed up to or close to the shoreline.
                           Eg. In Goa, the coastal areas in Marmagao municipality and the corporation of the
                           city of Panaji fall under this head.
     (c) CRZ-III   The areas beyond, between 100 and 500 metres fall under CRZ-III areas that are
                           relatively undisturbed and those which do not belong to CRZ-II or CRZ-III.

My Queries/Take

 9. (a) Who is at fault? The municipality or the builders?
     (b) Why didn't the owners take possession of the flats without ascertaining the legality of the
           building complexes especially when the neighbouring Hotel Crowne Plaza had met with
           similar questions before it was cleared?

10. I'm sure the court must have also ascertained the standing of each of the flat owners. Probably,
      most of them must be having alternate places to stay.

11. The flip side would be the possibility of quite a few of those flat owners who must have spent
      every bit of their hard earned money in acquiring a dream flat, on the waterfront for themselves,
      at the best address in town! They would be the worst hit.

12. But from the media bytes on the agitating flat owners, I did not see the presence of all the 500              flat owners which means that many of them are aware that they are fighting a losing battle.


Tailpiece.

Today was 'Uthradam', the first Onam. It was raining the whole of last night and continued to do so in the morning too. Lekha made her way to the temple for a fleeting tryst with the Lord, bought sundries from the department store and returned through the rain. 
     

Monday, September 9, 2019

Why are we scared of the new Motor Vehicle Act?

Background

1. I've no hesitation to say that we, Indians are bad motorists. Once we are driving a vehicle, we lose
    all sense of propriety, disregard fellow motorists astride on vehicles lighter than ours - we expect
    them to give way, have no respect either for pedestrians or vehicles driven by differently abled
    people and the list goes on. Let me list out a few of those irritable instances that I've come across
    while driving:-

        (a) Continuous blowing of the horn till he overtakes.
        (b) Slowing immediately, near you, after overtaking.
        (c) If running in two adjacent lanes, pushing you into a bad stretch of the road that you're
             trying to avoid.
        (d) Tail gating.
        (e) Do not permit you to overtake.
        (f) Squeezing into a queue from behind.
        (g)The show of impatience at the toll gates.
        (h) The lack of discipline among the two wheeler motorists.

 2. It's clear that an overall sense of discipline needs to be enforced among the motorists so that
     everyone drives with a free mind and ensures that he/she does not give any problem, whatsoever,
     to fellow motorists. This will reduce the number of accidents that often results in senseless
     deaths.

 3. The new Motor Vehicle Act, effective from 01 Sep '19, is a step in the right direction.

Salient Aspects of the new Motor Vehicle Act

 4. The most important feature of the new Motor Vehicle Act is that the fines for errors are pretty
     steep. The underlying thought behind the decision is that motorists would maintain decent speeds
     and be more considerate towards fellow motorists. Let us visit some of the new rates of fines
     that will be charged in case of traffic violations:-

        (a) Jumping traffic light                Rs.5,000/-
        (b) Using a mobile phone                   "
        (c) Overtaking wrongly                      "
        (d) Driving against the traffic             "
              (In addition you could even land up in jail).
        (e) Not wearing seat belt               Rs.1,000/-
        (f) Speeding                                   Rs.1,000/- to Rs.5,000/-
        (g) Driving without licence           Rs.5,000/-
        (h) Drunken driving                       Rs.10,000/-
        (j)  Not wearing seat belt               Rs.1,000/-
        (k) Helmetless riding                     Rs.1,000/- , licence disqualification for 3 months.

 5. The fear of having to shell out a lot of money will keep the motorists disciplined to obey proper
     traffic rules thereby bringing down the number of accidents drastically!

 6. The traffic police entrusted with the job and the MVD inspectors must possess POS machines to
     help the motorists to pay through credit/debit cards as high denominations of cash might not be
     on person.

The Implementation

 7. Though the Motor Vehicle Act has been enacted by the union government after its ratification
     in parliament, it has been left to the individual states to enforce the law with modifications if
     required and the manner in which the fines are collected.

 8. West Bengal was the first state to announce that it will not follow the new MV Act. Madhya
     Pradesh, Punjab, Rajasthan, Tamilnadu and Telangana have said that they would implement
     it only after educating the public.


 9. Kerala was one of the states that had implemented it straightaway. But with byelections around
     the corner and because most of the roads are in bad condition, the CPM has called for a rethink!



Tailpiece.

Politics being played on such an important piece of legislation. Sad! We need to bring about a drastic change in our attitudes towards driving and let us endeavour to bring down the number of accidents considerably as it's scared that it will lose votes! The state secretary of the party says that the new Act will breed massive corruption among the professionals who will enforce the law, much to their ire. Can't help but laugh!







   

Sunday, September 8, 2019

Such things can happen.

I shall narrate a story, without getting into the specifics, as it revolves around a relation within the family.

An uncle of mine and his sister - younger to him - were the only siblings for their parents and they were part of a well-to-do family of their village. Both the children were provided good education by the parents and at the right moment, they were married off to two families that had their own standing. The daughter and her husband were in Singapore and mind you, this was in the early '60s when the going was good and they enjoyed a life of luxury.

Let me call the daughter, Lekshmi. She and her husband sired three children, two daughters and a son - the son being the youngest. They bought up a lot of prime property in their village and soon became wealthy enough, to be known far and wide within that environment. Their prime possessions were acres of rubber plantation, a typewriting institute having over twenty machines providing typing courses to the youth - very popular among job seeking youngsters, then - and a cinema hall. In fact, I and my cousins used to look forward to going there, see the movies and strut around with a proprietorial(?) air at that cinema theatre! (What used to amuse me, though, was that there used to be an interval after every reel as there was only one projection system!!).

Apart from the landed property that she and her husband had acquired with their wealth, she had also got a sizeable share of the family property thanks to the matriarchal system that we Nairs followed.

Her husband passed away in '91, sad that his son had not settled in life.

Lekshmi's daughters have done well and are well settled. Their children are also doing well. The son has been quite a rebel all through his life and gave his mother tough times, demanding money every now and then which she used to oblige as she was very fond of him. He never concentrated on his studies, did not pass through High school even, as he'd got into bad company, picked up bad habits and in the process, hit the bottle hard. This girl, then, came into his life through an arranged marriage and everyone thought that it would steady up his life but it was not gonna be so. The share of his parents' wealth, that he was handed over, was frittered away thanks to his wayward ways!

The girl, Mini, was tough, went through adversities coupled with her husband's drinking binges and went about life without blaming anyone for her plight. I had interacted with her only a couple of times but had felt the steel resolve of her persona. To accentuate that aspect I must tell you that she, even, stood for the Panchayat elections and lost to her adversary by a narrow margin!

She was suffering from fever towards the end of last week, which she treated herself by popping Crocin tablets, without medical advice. Early, this week when her condition didn't improve, she was rushed to the hospital but it was too little, too late and she passed into the mist of time at the young age of 46 yrs and has left behind her husband and a son.

Adieu Mini! My tears and prayers!! May your near and dear ones have the strength to tide over their tremendous loss!!!


Tailpiece.

The Chandrayan-2 orbiter has located the lander on the Moon's surface. Hope to hear more positive news, on this aspect, in the days to come.