Insults for enjoyment!

Insults when coated with humour and wit make for a great combination - here are a few :-

  1. She has a supreme court figure ---- no appeal.

  2. He is a real big gun --- of small caliber and immense bore.

  3. She dresses to kill --- and cooks the same way.

  4. He was a premature baby --- he was born before his parents were married.

  5. He was born in the United States --- terrible things happen in other countries too.

  6. His obesity --- is surplus gone to waist. 

  7. He left his job because of illness and fatigue --- his boss was sick and tired of him.

  8. His credit is so bad --- he cannot even borrow trouble.

  9. He kept learning more and more about less and less until now --- he knows everything about nothing.

10. What he lacks in intelligence --- he makes up in stupidity.

11. He may talk like a fool and act like a fool but don't get the wrong idea about him --- he is a fool.

12. It is not that he does not have presence of mind --- his trouble is absence of thought.

13. Her photographs do he injustice --- they look like her.

14. He is as phoney --- as a dentist's smile.

15. He started out in life as an unwanted child --- now he is wanted in 10 states.

16. She has --- a keen sense of rumour.

17. He is jack of all trades --- and out of work in all of them.

18. They are in Iron and Steel Industry --- she irons the clothes and he steals.

19. She thought she was getting a model husband --- too bad he is not a working model.

20. He is so boring --- he cannot even entertain a doubt.

21. He gave a very moving performance --- everyone moved towards the exit door.

Tailpiece.

Got up a trifle after 6, the chores and was ready by a half past 9. The power interruption was sudden and without any warning which began at 0940 hrs and ended by 1630 hrs; the electricity board guys will never improve.

Participated in the first webinar from 1100 - 1230 hrs on "Green Economy and Green Jobs" by Mr B Shadrach, Advisor Skills, Commonwealth of Learning (Manpower Cadre). It was interesting. The second was the 'Aazhchakkoottam' from 1600 - 1700 hrs on "Cancer patients and Covid-19" by Dr A Sajid, Clinical Superintendent, Regional Cancer Centre, Thiruvananthapuram.

Couldn't participate fully in the second webinar because my cellphone had very less charge!

The Chevy was delivered by 1700 hrs after the completion of its servicing.