OMg!
* What if Oxygen went on a date with Potassium?
It's OK.
* Atom 1. I just lost an electron.
Atom 2. How do you feel?
Atom 1. Positive.
* What do you get when you put a Cobalt and 2 iron atoms in a mixer?
CoFFee.
* What do you get after reaction of a Barium atom with two sodium atoms?
BaNaNa.
* And finally.....
Can't end without a movie dialogue.
Electron to neutron. Mere pass charge hai, spin hai, magnetic field hai, reactivity hai.....
Tumhare pass kya hai?
Neutron. Mere pass.......MASS hai.
Reminding you of Chemistry with a smile.
* * *
Humour in uniform
* During training exercises, the Lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced Colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the Lieutenant as he pulled alongside.
"Certainly not", replied the Colonel, coming over and handing him the keys, "Yours is".
* Officer. "Soldier, do you have change for $10?
Soldier. "Sure, mate".
Officer. "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again! Do you have change for $10?"
Soldier. "No, Sir".
* How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?
He'll tell you.
* "Well", snarled the tough old Navy boss to the bewildered sailor, "I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and pee on my grave".
"Not me, sir!" the sailor replied.
"Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in a queue again!"
Tailpiece.
Got up a trifle before 6, opened up the house and put on the music. The morning exercises and recital of the prayers, followed by breakfast before bath.
It was a rainy day.
Participated in the 519th Aazhchakkoottam : "How to defend against black fungus - Part II" by Dr. V Sahasranaamam, Director, Regional Institute of Ophthalmology, Government of Kerala. Though it was a depressing topic, the good doctor had put across his lecture in a nice manner. Thanked him for that in the end.
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