From here and there.

You can make a difference by how you treat people especially when they make mistakes.

His phone rang in church by accident during prayers.......

The Pastor scolded him.

The worshippers admonished him after prayer for interrupting the silence.

His wife kept on lecturing him on his carelessness till they reached home.

You could see the shame, embarrassment and humiliation on his face.

He has never stepped foot in the church ever again.

That evening, he went to a bar.

He was still nervous and trembling.

He spilled his drink on the table by accident.

The waiter apologised, gave him a napkin to clean himself up.

The janitor also mopped the floor.

The female manager offered him a complimentary drink.

She also gave him a huge hug and kissed him while saying "Don't worry man. Who doesn't make a mistake?"

He has never stopped going to that bar since then.

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If Titanic was made in India.

(a) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.

(b) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain.

(c) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya".

(d) Hero and heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive but the villain would die on the first dip.

(e) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson.

(f) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees and last but not the least

(g) Half the rescue boats would be reserved for SC/ST/OBC.

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Why men are always happy?

* Whole life, one surname.

* Maximum time on phone - 30 seconds.

* Five days trip - one jeans is enough

* Five days trip - one pair of jeans is enough.

* Even when not invited, friendship remains intact.

* Whole life.....same hairstyle (if there is some left).

* Any type of shopping......15 minutes sufficient.

* No comparison with other males. Shirt worn today can be worn for tomorrow's party.

In short.....

Men are like potatoes. They adjust with any type of vegetables.

Tailpiece.

Got up at our usual time, the chores and was ready by a few minutes to 10. Suma had asked for leave as she wanted to go to the doctor to show her problematic hand.

Participated in the Aazhchakkoottam : "Zika Virus and Children" by Dr Anju K Kanmani, Consultant Paediatrician, CPMU-Covid, DMO, Tvpm from 1600 - 1730 hrs. Interesting.

My midshipman on board the old INS Krishna, Cmde MV Seshu Kumar died of a massive heart attack last night around 2200 hrs at his residence, in Guntur.