Tuesday, July 25, 2023

Aphorisms

An Aphorism is a statement of truth or opinion expressed in a concise and witty manner. Let's see a few of them.

* I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble......but shouldn't that be an even number?

* I find it ironic that the colours red, white and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

* Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

* You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That's common sense leaving your body.

* My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

* I think my neighbour is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

* Money talks....but all mine ever says is good-bye.

* You're not fat, you're just easier to see.

* If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

* Money can't buy happiness but it keeps the kids in touch.


Tailpiece.

Got up at a trifle before 6, the chores and was ready before 10.

It was yet another wet and rainy day.

Lekha had ordered for our fruit basket.

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