Sunday, November 15, 2020

Just for laughs.

Why is the place in a stadium where you SIT, called a STAND?

Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN but nobody wants to DIE?

Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess as the WHITE always moved FIRST?

We have FREEDOM of speech, then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS?

If money doesn't grow on TREES, then why do banks have BRANCHES?

Why doesn't GLUE stick to its BOTTLE?

Why do you still call it BUILDING when it's already BUILT?

If it's true that we are here to HELP others, what are others HERE for?

If you aren't supposed to DRINK and DRIVE why do bars have PARKING lots?

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

When Dog Food is new with improved taste, who tests it?

If the "Black Box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

Who Copyrighted the Copyright Symbol...?

Can you cry under water?

Why do people say, "You've been working like a dog", when dogs just sit around all day?

We all are living in a seriously funny world....

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I don't know who originally wrote this, but it's brilliant :

"Every minute someone leaves this world behind.

We are all in "the line" without knowing it.

We never know how many people are before us.

We cannot move to the back of the line.

We cannot step out of the line.

We cannot avoid the line.

So while we wait in line,

Make moments count.

Make priorities.

Make the time.

Make your gifts known.

Make a nobody feel like a somebody.

Make your voice heard.

Make the small things big.

Make someone smile.

Make the change.

Make love.

Make up. 

Make peace.

Make sure to tell your people they are loved.

Make sure to have no regrets.

Make sure you are ready".


Tailpiece.

Got up at a quarter past 6, the chores and was ready by a quarter to 10. It was a quiet Sunday.

 




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