Student who obtained 0% in an exam despite all correct answers!
1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A. His last battle.
2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A. At the bottom of the page.
3. River Ravi flows in which state?
A. Liquid.
4. What is the main reason for divorce?
A. Marriage.
5. What is the main reason for failure?
A. Exams.
6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A. Lunch and dinner.
7. What looks like half an apple?
A. The other half.
8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
A. It will simply get wet.
9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
No problem, he sleeps at night.
10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. You can never find an elephant that has only one hand.
11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other
hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.
12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would take four men to build it?
A. No time at all, the wall is already built.
13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Anyway you want. concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Tailpiece.
Got up earlier , the chores and was ready by 10. Had lit the lamp and opened up the house.
Left for the KIMS, Hospital by a half past 10, from Pidavoor. Rema and Padmakumar accompanied us.
Returned by 7. Offered condolences to Leela chechi's family.
A quiet evening!
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