Sunday, January 4, 2026

Jokes/Sarcasm!

1. Why is heart surgery called "Bypass"?

    Because....

    If it goes well, it's "Pass",
    Otherwise............."Bye".

2. Strange, isn't it......?

    If you're sleeping on flowers,
    It's your first night.
    And if flowers are sleeping on you,
    It's your last night.

    (Ajab teri duniya, gazab tera khel)

3. Candle paradox.

    Candles are lit to remember the dead.
    And candles are blown out to celebrate birthdays.

    (It is an irony of our customs).

4. Politics and the game of fate.

   Phoolan Devi won the election despite being a dacoit.
   Kiran Bedi lost the election despite being a police officer.

  (The games of fate are unique).

5. Women and men - difference in thinking.

    Women never get tired of complaining about "other women".
    Whereas men never get tired of praising "other women"!

    Men are truly great.

6. Five things that hurt when they end :-

    * Friendship
    * Money
    * Love
    * Sunday
    * Internet pack

    The last one makes you cry......

7. Times have changed....

    Earlier.
    The one who used to sit alone and laugh,
    People used to say - "He is possessed by ghosts!"

    Now.
    The one who sits alone and laughs,
    People say - "Brother, send it to me too!"

    (What times have come).


Tailpiece.

Got up at 5, sent all the messages, switched on the hymns on the home theatre, lit up the lamp in the puja room and opened up the house for the day.

Morning cuppa with Lekha.

Walked on the road in front of our house; recited my prayers.

A quiet Sunday.
   

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