I'd some jokes on the armed forces....

I had a joke on the Infantry...it's still in the trenches.

I had a joke on the Armoured Corps...but I lost its track.

I had a joke on the Signals...but I couldn't "air" it.

I had a joke on the Artillery....but they couldn't hear me.

I had a joke on the Paras....but it got lost in free fall.

I had a joke on the EME...but it went off-road.

I had a joke on the Air Defence Corps...but they shot it down.

I have got a joke on the Ordnance Corps...but it's not indented yet.

The joke on the ASC...is in short supply.

I had a joke on the Engineers...but it got demolished in between.

I had a joke on the Education Corps...it's still being studied for the content.

And finally,

I also have a joke on the DRDO but I'll tell it 20 years from now!

Tailpiece.

Got up at 5, sent all the messages, opened up the house for the day, lit up the puja room lamp and switched on the hymns on the home theatre.

Morning cuppa with Lekha.

Walked in front of the house; recited my prayers.

Bath followed by breakfast of appams and stew.

Worked on my laptop.

Lunch, watched an episode of Crime Patrol, followed by siesta.

The evening chores.