As one puts on years and attains seniority, one needs to take note of these commandments.....
1. Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
2. "In Style" are the clothes that still fit.
3. You don't need anger management. You need people to stop irritating you.
4. Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
5. The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it".
6. "On time" is when you get there.
7. Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.
8. It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free.......and three sizes smaller.
9. Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.
10. Growing old should have taken longer.
11. Ageing has slowed you down but it hasn't shut you up.
12. You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.
And one more
13. "One for the road" means peeing before you leave the house.
Tailpiece.
Got up almost 40' later than usual, the chores and was ready by a quarter to 10. Earlier, we wished my sister, Rema many happy returns. It was a quiet Sunday.
Ammu from Bangalore, by evening, had ordered a cake on her friend's mom at Kottarakkara and the same was delivered at Pidavoor. The cake was cut by the birthday girl and we were in attendance on the web. A great evening and I'm sure Rema would add this to her list of memorable birthday celebrations!
Thundershowers after sunset but for a short while.
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