It's my first week working at the bicycle factory and they already made me a spokesperson.
My laptop caught pneumonia, apparently because I left Windows open
I thought swimming with Dolphins was expensive until I went swimming with sharks......It cost me an arm and a leg
The main function of your big toe is to make sure all the furniture in the house is in the right place
Horses have lower divorce rates. It's because they are in stable relationships
It's pretty obvious that if I run in front of a car I will get tired but if I run behind a car I will get exhausted
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them you just wait
90% of bald people still own a comb: they just can't part with it
Every morning I get hit by the same bicycle.......It's a vicious cycle
The word incorrectly is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary
I've been experimenting with breeding racing deer. Peoplw have accused me of just trying to make a fast buck
The other day I yelled into a colander and I strained my voice
What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?....A receding hareline
Always trust a nudist......They have nothing to hide....
Tailpiece.
Got up at a 10' to 6, the chores and was ready by a quarter past 9.
Today's 'Guruvayur Ekadasi'. Lekha had gone around 8 and returned after the 'darshan' of the good Lords at Guruvayur and Mammiyur. She said that the crowd was massive.
The maid was at work.
A quiet evening..
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