Saturday, September 21, 2024

Amazing English.

  1. When you say "a, e, i, o, u" your mouth gets smaller with each vowel you say!
  2. You don't really wash your hands; they wash each other while you stand thee and watch....
  3. Things are not on fire.....fire is on things.
  4. When you say 'Forward' or 'Backward'....your lips move in those directions! (yes, just like that!)
  5. The word 'Australia' has three As.....and all of which look the same but are pronounced differently!
      (Surprised??).
  6. If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than before!
  7. The sentence "All the faith he had had had had no effect on the outcome of his life".... is actually
      right!!
  8. Sometimes you have to sing the whole alphabet in your head.....just to find the next letter!!
  9. "Dammit I'm mad" backwards is still "Dammit I'm mad". (and that's the condition you have almost
      reached!!).
10. Nothing is behind your back. It is always in front of your back!
11. Most of the time the people who tell you to calm down are the same people that made you angry in 
      the first place!
12. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is not fun to say, but ironically, this is the medical term for
      the fear of long words!


Tailpiece.

Got up at 5, the chores and was ready by 10.

Lekha had gone to the Mammiyoor Siva kshetram and to purchase snacks for the guests coming in this evening.

Vijayan, Syamala, Sridevi, Muthu, her husband and li'l Bhadra had dropped in at teatime. 

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