* I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble......but shouldn't that be an even number?
* I find it ironic that the colours red, white and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
* Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
* You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That's common sense leaving your body.
* My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!
* I think my neighbour is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
* Money talks....but all mine ever says is good-bye.
* You're not fat, you're just easier to see.
* If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
* Money can't buy happiness but it keeps the kids in touch.
Tailpiece.
Got up at a trifle before 6, the chores and was ready before 10.
It was yet another wet and rainy day.
Lekha had ordered for our fruit basket.
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