Plastic Pollution.

Migratory species most affected by plastic pollution. From endangered freshwater dolphins drowned by discarded fishing nets to elephants scavenging through rubbish, migratory species are among the most vulnerable to plastic pollution.

Timely Warning

A major summit of the International Union for the Conservation of Nature (IUCN) will take place shortly that will include a motion calling for an end to marine pollution by 2030.

53 million tons of plastic will be introduced to the global environment annually by 2030.

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Old School Teacher Arrested

A school teacher was arrested today at the JFK International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, an ancient wooden device called a "slide-rule" as well as a code device called an "abacus" that he claimed was a calculator.

At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons on math instruction.

"Al-Gebra is a problem for us, "the Attorney General said. "Al-Gebra has terrorised many young people for years. They derive solutions by means and extremes and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values".

"They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we've determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country".

As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle". 

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Biden said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes".

White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by a President at any time in all of history. ABC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, NBC proclaimed Biden has solved yet another problem created by Trump.

Tailpiece.

Got up at 6, the chores and was ready by 10.

A sunny day after what has been a long break.

Lit up The Quarterdeck on account of the addition of Gopika to the Warriath family. Here's us wishing Muralikrishnan and Gopika a long and happy married life. May they get whatever they wish for in their journey of life, together.