Thursday, March 16, 2023

Timeless quotes.

Alfred E Newman was known for his thought provoking quotes in the MAD magazine. Some of them are timeless.

* Medical insurance is what allows people to be ill at ease!

* The only advantage to living in the past is that the rents are much cheaper.

* Getting old is when a narrow waist and a broad mind change places.

* How come stealing from one book is plagiarism but stealing from many is research?

* Who says nothing is impossible? Some people do it every day!

* America is still a land of promises, especially during a political campaign.

* When you're in deep water, it's a good idea to keep your mouth shut!

* Most people are too lazy to open the door when opportunity knocks.

* Most minds are like concrete, all mixed up and permanently set.

* Most people don't act stupid : it's the real thing.

* A business executive is someone who talks golf in the office and business on the golf course.

* Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for and politicians find out what people will fall for.

* These days, the only time politicians tell the truth is when they they call each other a liar.

* Too often, people who want to offer sound advice give more sound than advice.

* Nowadays, the perfect crime is getting caught and selling your story to TV.

* These days, the problem with neighbourhoods is that there are more hoods than neighbours.


Tailpiece.

Got up at 6, the chores and was ready by a quarter to 10.

It was a quiet Thursday.

The evening chores. Helped Lekha in watering the plants.    

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