* Punishments are awarded.
* Requests are forwarded.
* LOGO is not a symbol.
* Master Chief Petty Officer is not an officer.
* Writer is not necessarily an author.
* Shake up is a wake up call.
* Institute is religious.
* PETs are hated.
* Musters are bated.
* Fall in doesn't cause injury.
* Division is not Maths.
* People disperse after being secured.
* Men are nothing but hands.
* A topaz is not a precious stone.
* A leading usually follows orders.
* Ship is She. Only an experienced man can handle her......
* And defectation is a word meaning defect rectification!
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Who said car names don't have meaning?
FIAT. Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
FORD. For Only Rough Drivers.
HYUNDAI. Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive.
VOLVO. Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
PORSCHE. Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
OPEL. Old People Enjoying Life.
TOYOTA. The One You Only Trust, Always.
HONDA. Hung Over, Now Driving Away.
BMW. Big Money Waste.
AUDI. An Unwanted Debt Invitation.
MERCEDES. Maximum Enthusiasm, Recurring Cost, Ego Developed, Eagerness to Sell.
MARUTI. Made According to Roads and Users Typically Indian.
Funny, isn't it?
Tailpiece.
Got up at 6, the chores and was ready by a half past 9.
Lekha ordered grocery from the Department Store. It fetched up in time; Mithun was efficient, as usual.
The rain seems to have receded; it was a sunny day today. Ammu's MBA course starts from today.
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